Arrr, the landlubbers of Israel be makin' peace with them scallywags of Hezbollah—who knew pirates could negotiate too!
2024-11-26
Arrr, mateys! The Israel crew be givin’ a hearty “aye” to a truce with them Hezbollah scallywags, after much parleyin’. Captain Netanyahu be leadin’ the charge, but ol’ Ben Gvir be raisin’ a ruckus. The word’s spreadin’ faster than a cannonball, with Biden givin’ the nod from his ship!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears, fer I’ve got a tale from the high seas of diplomacy! Israel’s council o’ wise landlubbers, known as the cabinet, be givin’ a hearty nod to a ceasefire deal, backed by none other than the mighty U.S. o’ A! Aye, after a long and tedious parley, they finally struck a bargain with them scallywags from Hezbollah!