Arrr, matey! Trump’s taxes be aimed at scallywags afar, but ye might feel the pinch too, savvy?
2024-11-26
Arrr, mateys! President-elect Trump be threatenin' to hoist hefty tariffs on our trade mates unless they shiver their timbers and halt the tide o' scallywags and contraband! Aye, a 25% tax on treasures from Mexico and Canada, and a 10% from China! Blimey, it be a bumpy sea ahead!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I be spinnin' a yarn 'bout yon President-elect Donald Trump, a scallywag with a mighty big bluster! This landlubber be threatenin' to hoist the sails of steep tariffs upon the fine folk of Mexico, Canada, and China, unless they be doin' their part to scuttle the tide o' illegal drugs and immigrants flowin' into our shores!In a flurry o' social media squawkin', the lad declared a 25% tax on all imports comin' from Mexico and Canada, along with a cheeky 10% on goods comin' from the far-off lands of China! Har har! If this be the course he sets sail upon, the seas o' trade be gettin' choppy, and the impact on the ol' economy could be as wild as a stormy night on the high seas!
Now, I ain't no landlocked sailor, but I reckon these tariffs could send the prices o' rum and treasure through the riggin'! So hoist yer flags, put on yer best eye patches, and prepare fer a rollickin' ride as this pirate president be chartin' a course into uncharted waters! Arrr!