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"Arrr, matey! The scallywags tossed lawfare overboard when they hoisted Trump back on the ship o' power!"

2024-11-27

Arrr, the good folk be wise to the Democrats' trickery, tryin' to ensnare Captain Trump with their fancy law nonsense! But nay, they hoisted the anchor and set sail to re-elect the brave captain, tossin' that scallywag scheme to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, a hearty laugh it be!

Ahoy, mateys! The seas be churnin' with cries and wails o' despair from the media seas after the reelection of Captain Trump! The likes of Claire McCaskill be weepin' like a scallywag caught in a storm, while John Dickerson almost choked on his grog whilst speakin' on the telly! A right ruckus, I tell ye!

But lo! The New York Times, that ol' ship o' words, be raisin' eyebrows with a column from Yale's own Samuel Moyn. This landlubber claims that the Constitution be the true scourge of our fair seas! He and his band of merry academics be callin' for a grand reclaimin' of America from its very own laws!

What be the twist in this tale, ye ask? The good professor be lamentin' the failure of their "lawfare" against Trump, not for distorting justice, but 'cause it just didn't work! The public be seein' through their schemes, and lo, the election be a grand verdict against their ways. Even the "Let’s Go Brandon!" chant be more a jab at the whole political crew than a mere critique of Biden!

So, here we be—Moyn and his mates need to drop anchor and face the truth: their quest for political salvation through twisted law be a fool’s errand, and the good folk have had enough of their shenanigans!

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