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Arrr! Trump be callin’ fer the fair lass Letitia to scuttle that $454M fraud hullabaloo fer the land’s sake!

2024-11-27

Arrr, ye scallywag, lawyers o’ the President-elect Trump be callin’ on the fair lass Letitia James to toss aside her fraud charges, claimin’ it be for the good o’ the realm! They be writin’, “Drop the case, or we’ll unleash the kraken!” Aye, the winds be blowin’ favorably!

Arrr, ye scallywags! It be a ruckus on the high seas o’ law, where lawyers for the President-elect, one Donald Trump, be makin’ demands as bold as a pirate claimin’ treasure! They be hollerin’ at the New York Attorney General, Letitia James, to drop her civil fraud case, claimin’ it be fer the greater good of the landlubbers. Aye, it be clear that they think this be more important than a chest o' gold!

With quills in hand and parchment at the ready, they be penning a missive that could put a ship’s captain to shame! They be askin’ the fair Letitia to toss the case overboard and vacate the judgment like it be an old anchor weighin’ down a swift vessel. “Let the man be!” they cry, as if he be a poor sailor wrongfully accused of plunderin’ the seas!

So, the legal battle rages on, a tempest o’ words and paper cutlasses, while the fate of the good ship Trump hangs in the balance. Will they find fair winds, or be they doomed to sail the stormy seas of litigation? Only time will tell, mateys! Keep yer spyglasses ready and yer rum handy, for this be a tale worth watchin’!

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