Arrr, how did Trump steer the ship o' learnin' at the Department o' Education, ye ask? A wild voyage, matey!
2024-11-27
Arrr, matey! So, President Trump be pickin' Linda McMahon to steer the ship o' Education! She be swappin’ the treasure o’ knowledge from the big ol’ federal seas to the states. Aye, she’ll be followin’ the maps of Agenda 47. Batten down the hatches for some wild changes, ye scallywags!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of a new captain appointed to steer the ship of Education! In the week past, the President-elect, a scallywag named Trump, did choose the fierce Linda McMahon to take the helm of this here Department, a place he be claimin’ be in dire need o’ some swashbucklin’ reform!Now, McMahon, the wench who once ruled the Small Business seas during Trump’s first voyage, be set to hoist the sails and navigate the choppy waters of education policy. They say she’ll be chartin’ a course to pass the treasure of decision-makin’ from the federal crew to the state pirates. Aye, and she’ll be workin’ on the plans laid out in the infamous Agenda 47, whatever that may be!
The President-elect, with his eye-patch and parrot, be spoutin’ grand visions of change, and it be clear he aims to shake up the ol’ education ship like a tempest at sea! So, let us watch with bated breath as this new captain sets sail, plunderin’ the old ways and seekin’ a brighter horizon for the young scallywags of our land!