The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Trump's treasure chest be filled with bluster and bartering, matey! A raucous ruckus of gold and guile!"

2024-11-27

Arrr matey! Since the day Trump hoisted Scott Bessent’s name as his treasure keeper, the seas be filled with “sighs of relief.” But lo! That calm lasted but a day, for the captain be shoutin’ his plans from the crow’s nest, stirrin’ the waters once more!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, for I've a tale of treasure and tumult fit for the high seas! The winds be shiftin' ever since the man they call Trump be settin’ his sights on a new first mate for the treasure chest known as the Treasury—the cunning Scott Bessent, a hedge fund wizard of sorts. The landlubbers be lettin’ out a collective sigh of relief, thinkin’ this swab would steer the ship clear of stormy seas and keep the gold flowin’ with tax cuts and fewer regulations.

But lo and behold, that sigh be as fleeting as a mermaid's wink! For just a day later, our captain, in his usual manner of shoutin’ from the crow’s nest known as social media, declared his intentions with a flourish! The crew be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ if they’d traded one set of troubles for another. Aye, the seas be treacherous, and the promise of calm waters be but a mirage on the horizon.

So, me hearties, hold onto yer doubloons and brace yerselves! In the world of politics, the only thing as certain as a pirate’s thirst for rum be that the winds shall always change, and the captain’s orders might lead us into the maelstrom instead of to gold!

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