Arrr, Rep. Fry be sayin’ to Newsmax, “Trump’s treasure taxes be bringin’ back the glory of the good ol’ U.S.!”
2024-11-27
Arrr, me hearties! Rep. Russell Fry be singin' the praises of the tariff storm brewin' 'round the globe, sayin' it’s "amazin'" what a bit o' savvy in the captain's cabin can do fer the good ol’ U.S. of A! Avast, mateys, brace yerselves for 25% on our northern and southern mates!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the landlubbers of the political seas! 'Twas Rep. Russell Fry, a swashbucklin' Republican from the shores of South Carolina, who sung praises of the mighty threat of tariffs, a fine weapon in the trade battles! He claimed, with a hearty laugh, that the mere mention of tariffs be causin' quite the stir across the globe, even before the new captain, President-elect Donald Trump, took the helm. Aye, he deemed it “amazing” what a bit of competence can do for the good ol’ U.S. of A!On a fine Tuesday, Fry took to the waves of the "Carl Higbie FRONTLINE" show, where he bellowed his hearty thoughts on Trump’s latest decree. The word from the crow’s nest be that the Admiral Trump aims to unleash a fearsome 25% tax on the trade with Canada and Mexico, lest they cease their nefarious dealings in the foulest of substances – Fentanyl and other wicked contraband! Yarrr, it seems the winds of trade be shifting, and Fry be lovin’ every moment of it, as he sails forth into a future filled with tariffs and trade winds galore!