Arrr! Trump’s crew be gettin' bomb threats and swattin' like fish in a barrel! What a ruckus, me hearties!
2024-11-28
Arrr, matey! This week, President-elect Trump’s crew be takin’ heat, with bomb threats and trickery like swattin’. Lawmen be rushin’ in to keep 'em safe! Even Elise, the fine lass he chose for ambassador, be feelin’ the stormy seas of trouble! Avast! What a ruckus!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a tempest brewin' in the high seas of politics! This week, the jolly crew of President-elect Donald Trump, lookin' for a hearty hoist of a cabinet, found themselves under the cannon fire of threats most foul! Aye, bomb threats and the dastardly act known as "swattin'" rained down upon 'em like cannonballs in a stormy squall!It be a dark night, when these knaves felt the chill of danger lurkin' just beyond the horizon. But fear not! The valiant sea dogs of law enforcement sprang into action faster than a pirate with a belly full o' rum! With cutlasses drawn and a keen eye, they ensured the safety of those targeted, as noted by the fair maiden of communications, Karoline Leavitt.
Among the crew be the fierce Elise Stefanik, a Republican lass with designs on becoming the U.S. ambassador to lands afar. But alas, her ship and the others be tossed about by waves of treachery! So here’s the moral, ye scallywags: politics be a treacherous sea, but with a hearty laugh and a sturdy crew, ye can weather any storm!