Arrr! The FBI's huntin’ rogue scallywags makin’ threats, ye know, ‘swattin’ the Trump crew like they be fish in a barrel!
2024-11-28
Arrr, matey! The FBI be settin' sail on the high seas o' bomb threats 'n swattin' shenanigans aimed at Trump’s crew! Rollins, Stefanik, Zeldin, Chavez-DeRemer, 'n Turner be in the line o' fire! The Bureau be hoistin’ the flag to team up with the local landlubbers! Yarrr!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the briny deep of political mischief. The Federal Bureau o' Investigations be puttin' on its detective hats, for a storm brews o'er the high seas of the new President-elect, Donald Trump. Aye, they be investigatin' some dastardly bomb threats and swattin' antics aimed at none other than his crew of nominees!Among the brave souls at the helm be Agriculture Secretary-designate Brooke Rollins and U.S. Ambassador-designate Elise Stefanik, who be feelin' the heat like a ship caught in a cannon fire! Then we have the Environmental Protection Agency Administrator-designate, Lee Zeldin, Labor Secretary-designate Lori Chavez-DeRemer, and Housing and Urban Development Secretary-designate Scott Turner, all targeted by these nefarious scoundrels.
The FBI crew be workin' hand in hand with local law enforcement, like two ships sailin' in the same fleet, to hunt down these landlubbers who dare disturb the calm waters of democracy! So hoist the Jolly Roger and keep a weather eye on the horizon, for trouble be afoot in the waters of governance, and this pirate be watchin' with great amusement!