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Arrr! This Thanksgiving, I be thankin’ the stars for truth, freedom, and common sense, savvy? Aye, me hearties!

2024-11-28

Arrr, a scallywag from the icy lands of Soviet Russia be givin’ thanks this fine Thanksgiving! The goodly folks o’ America picked truth, freedom, and a smidge o’ common sense in the 2024 captain’s race. Aye, may the rum flow and the turkey be plenty!

Ahoy, me hearties! On this fine day of gobblin' and gratitude, I be celebratin’ the mighty choice of me fellow Americans in the grand 2024 election! They’ve tossed out the scallywags of deceit, choosin’ truth over treachery, and freedom over the shackles of government control. Aye, America be on a course to reclaim the glory she once held when I first set sail from the cold waters of Soviet Russia 35 years past!

But shiver me timbers! The recent years felt akin to bein’ back in the land of the Red, where the elites ran the show, and speakin’ yer mind could land ye in the brig! Censorship ran rampant, like a crew of mutinous rats, treatin’ honest folk like scum of the sea. But lo and behold, the tides be turnin’! Americans have risen from their slumber, like a crew ready for battle!

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