“Arrr! Biden be givin' $6.6 billion doubloons to a scallywag EV maker accused of swindlin' the treasure! Ha!”
2024-11-28
Arrr! The Biden crew be tossin' a treasure chest of $6.6 billion to a landlubber makin' electric chariots, accused o' swindlin' investors! The Department o’ Energy be kickin' off Project Horizon in Georgia, where they paused buildin’ to save doubloons and hasten their makin’. Aye, what a jolly jest!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a crew o' landlubbers in the Biden administration makin' waves on the high seas o' finance. On a fine Tuesday, they be announcin' a treasure chest of $6.6 billion to a shipmate o' Rivian Automotive, a scallywag with a bit o' a reputation, accused o' swindlin' investors like a crafty sea fox!This bounty be destined for the grand endeavor known as Project Horizon, where they aim to build a mighty fine electric chariot factory in the land o' Georgia, just east of the bustling port of Atlanta. But hold yer rum! The ship had already hit the brakes, paus'n construction on their $5 billion vessel earlier this year, tryin' to trim the sails and speed up production like a parched pirate seekin' a drink.
So, there ye have it! A merry band o’ bureaucrats throwin' gold at a company amidst a stormy sea of accusations! One can only hope this venture doesn’t end up at the bottom of Davy Jones' locker, or ye might find yer electric ships sailin' with a few holes in 'em! Raise a tankard to Project Horizon, may it find fair winds and followin' seas!