The Booty Report

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"Arrr, chaos unleashed when Trump sailed a federal ship outta DC! Who knew paperwork could cause such a ruckus, matey?"

2024-11-29

Arrr, matey! In his quest to seize the White House again, Captain Trump be sayin’ he’ll hoist tens o’ thousands of federal crew from the murky swamp o' D.C. to lands where true patriots dwell! “I’ll be blastin’ the deep state to pieces!” he cackled. Avast, what a jolly plan!

Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about a scallywag known as Donald Trump, who be set on reclaiming the grand ol’ White House. This buccaneer, with a heart full of bravado, be claimin’ that should he secure a second term, he’ll hoist the federal jobs aboard ships and sail ‘em far from the murky waters of the “Washington swamp.” Aye, he be talkin’ ‘bout movin’ tens o’ thousands of these jobs to lands where true patriots dwell, lovin’ America as if it were a fine treasure chest!

In one of his campaign tales, he declared, “This be how I’ll shatter the deep state!” With a flair for the dramatic fit for a stage, he be likin’ to think he can topple the mighty beast lurking in the shadows of the capital. Just towards the close of his first voyage in office, he set sail on this plan, shiftin’ the headquarters of the Bureau of Federal Jobs to ports unknown.

So, hold fast, me hearties, as we watch this swashbuckler attempt to cast aside the barnacles of bureaucracy and fill his crew with loyal mates from far and wide. Will he succeed, or be he just blowin’ hot air like a ship’s cannon in a storm? Only time will tell on this high seas of politics!

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