Arrr, matey! Trump’s school pickin’ plan be meetin’ rough seas with them landlubber red-state folk!
2024-11-29
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be chartin' a course fer school choice, but methinks his crew be a tad unsure. He be hollerin' 'bout fundin' private ships o' learnin', sayin', “All parents shall hoist the sails fer another school if they fancy!” Aye, it be called school choice! Har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a landlubber named President-elect Donald Trump, who be settin' sail on a grand adventure to overhaul the fine waters of education! Aye, this scallywag be havin' a plan to give parents the power to choose where to send their wee ones to learn their letters and numbers, rather than bein' tethered to the traditional school districts like a ship to an anchor.With a hearty shout, Trump declared, “We will give all parents the right to choose another school for their children if they want!” Aye, he’s talkin' 'bout public doubloons fundin' private schools and other fanciful options, which be known as “school choice.” But hold yer horses, me hearties! There be a murmur among the crew of voters—are they truly on board with this plan? Some be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' if this be a treasure worth seekin' or just another mirage on the horizon!
So hoist the sails and keep a weather eye on the horizon, for it seems the winds of change be blowin', but the crew be uncertain if they want to follow this pirate captain into the uncharted waters of educational reform!