The Booty Report

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Arrr! Critics be frettin’ 'bout Biden’s crew, while Obama’s mates hatch schemes to thwart the Trump ship’s arrival!

2024-11-29

Arrr, matey! On the day of a truce, them Republican swabs be claimin' Captain Biden be twistin' Israel's arm to halt the brawl! Just as the fine folks were ready to sink the Hezbollah scallywags, he be callin' for a breather! A right jolly mess, I say!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ear, for I bring ye tidings from the high seas of politics! On this fine Wednesday, a cease-fire was born 'twixt Israel and the foul scallywags of the Iranian regime-supported Hezbollah. A right curious turn of events, if I do say so meself!

But hold yer horses! Some of the bold Republican seadogs be accusin’ our Captain Biden of givin’ Israel a good ol' browbeatin’, like a ship’s captain settin' his crew straight after a night o’ rum and ruckus. They claim he’s pried 'em away from their noble quest to sink the terror-laden ship of Hezbollah just as they were raisin’ their sails to take down the rogues' leadership and fortifications!

So, whilst the good ship Israel readies its cannons and the winds of war start to die down, the Republican crew be grumblin' about the President’s command. “Set yer course!” they say, but lo, are they merely jealous of the swift waves that Biden be navigatin’? Arrr, the seas of diplomacy be murky indeed, and the tides can change faster than a pirate can find his lost booty!

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