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Arrr, these metal scallywags be slice’n like sea dogs, learnin' from watchin' them fancy flicks!

2024-11-30

Arrr, matey! University wizards be teachin' a metal beastie to slice and dice like a savvy sawbones! If this contraption keeps it up, the future o' surgery be lookin' as bright as a treasure chest in the sun! Avast, what a jolly good time for cuttin' and patchin'!

Arrr, these metal scallywags be slice’n like sea dogs, learnin' from watchin' them fancy flicks!

Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the jolly boffins at Johns Hopkins and Stanford, who’ve managed to teach a mechanical scalawag to slice and dice like a seasoned ship's surgeon! Aye, ye heard it right—these clever landlubbers have trained a robotic surgical contraption to perform intricate tasks with the finesse of a two-legged doctor! This here marvel, the da Vinci Surgical System, learned from watchin' hundreds o' videos of true masters at work. Instead of havin' to program each little move, it soaked up the wisdom from them fine surgeons just like a sponge on a ship's deck after a storm! Why, this scallywag can sew, lift, and poke like a pro, and if it drops a needle, it’ll just pick it up and keep on plunderin'! With this dandy contraption, the future of surgery be lookin' bright, as it promises to make operations quicker and safer. The crew hope to see these automated sea dogs perform entire operations, makin' high-quality care available to lands far and wide. So, would ye trust yer life to a robot? Aye, the times they be a-changin'!

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