The Booty Report

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"Arrr, President-elect Trump, ye scallywag! Set the captive souls free, or we be makin’ ye walk the plank!"

2024-11-30

Avast, President-elect Trump! Ye be in a rare spot, like a parrot on a treasure map! Make yerself a jolly good deal now, 'fore ye sail back to that grand White House. Arrr, strike while the iron be hot, or ye might just be walkin' the plank!

Ahoy there, President-elect Trump, ye scallywag of the high seas of politics! Aye, I be the great-aunt of young Abigail Mor Edan, a lass who faced the tempest of terror when Hamas scum took her from her home, leavin’ her parents naught but a memory on that fateful day of October 7. She be free now, but the storm still rages for many others still in the clutches of those knaves!

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