The Booty Report

Arrr, Bluesky be hoistin’ the sails to unseat X, takin’ a hearty stance on truth and trickery, ye scallywags!

2024-12-01

Arrr, me hearties! Bluesky be a crafty sea dog, toil’n in the shadows to help honest scallywags get their gold stars, while sharin’ the plank with those scurrilous imposters! Aye, they be makin' it easier to sniff out the barnacles on our fine ship!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a fine vessel known as Bluesky, which be settin' sail with a mighty crew to tackle the scallywags and impostors lurkin’ in the depths of the interwebs! Aye, with a tide of new mates swarmin' over from the treacherous seas of Elon Musk’s X, the need fer moderation be greater than ever!

Bluesky, the intrepid ship of social chatter, be expandin’ its crew of moderators fourfold, huntin’ down those dastardly impersonators and handle-squatters who be tryin’ to pass as folks they ain’t! They be workin’ like busy bees behind the scenes, verifin’ high-profile swabs and ensuring that when the President be shoutin’ into the ether, it be truly him, not some mischievous rapscallion from across the pond!

Fear not, for Bluesky be allowin’ parody and jestin’ accounts, but they must wear their labels bold and proud. As fer the verification process, details be as murky as the briny deep, but updates be comin’ soon, savvy? The crew be seekin’ input from ye, the good ship’s mates, on how this mighty ship can sail smoother through the waters of authenticity!

So hoist yer sails and prepare fer more news from the good ship Bluesky, as they chart a course for a safer digital sea!

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