Arrr! Syrian scallywags snag Aleppo, while them Russian landlubbers skedaddle from their forts faster than a cat o’ nine tails!
2024-12-01
Arrr, me hearties! On Saturday, them rebel scallywags snatched up Aleppo, sendin' the Russian sea dogs scurrying from three forts! Like a flash o' lightning, they be stormin’ through Aleppo, Hama, and Idlib, givin’ Bashar al-Assad a right good scare! Avast, what a ruckus!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous waters of Syria! On a fateful Saturday, the brave rebels of Aleppo did take the city by storm, sendin’ the Russian scallywags packin’ from their fortress havens! Aye, they secured not one, but three mighty military bases, leavin’ Assad’s crew shakin' in their boots!