Arrr, Trump be sayin’, “Cross the dollar, and ye’ll pay double, ye scallywags of the BRICS sea!”
2024-12-01
Arrr, matey! The future captain of the US seas, Trump, be threat'nin’ them Brics scallywags with a hundred percent tariff, lest they be dreamin' of a shiny new doubloon to rival our grand dollar! He be sayin', “Nay, we shan't sit idly by while they plot!” Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of politics! Our newly-elected captain of the ship known as the United States, one Donald Trump, hath fired cannonball threats at them scallywags o' the Brics nations!On a fine Saturday, Trump be bellowin' from the crow's nest of his Truth Social platform, threatenin' to unleash a monstrous 100 per cent tariff on them if they dare to concoct a new treasure—er, currency—to rival the mighty US dollar. Aye, he be warnin' that the days of lettin' them Brics rogues sail away from the dollar ship be over, mateys!
In his blusterin' way, he be assertin' that the US shall no longer sit idly by while them landlubbers be makin' plans to scuttle the good ol' greenback. So hoist the sails and prepare the cannons, for it seems a storm brews on the horizon of international trade, and Captain Trump be ready to defend his golden doubloons!
So, raise your tankards, lads and lasses! Let us see if the Brics shall heed the warning or if a grand tussle be on the horizon, with tariffs flyin' like cannon fire!