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"Arrr, David Marcus be sayin’, Kash Patel be the scallywag to fumigate the FBI’s bilge, savvy?"

2024-11-30

Arrr, matey! David Marcus be sayin’ that Captain Trump’s pick o’ Kash Patel t’ steer the FBI ship be givin’ the scandal-ridden crew a fair shot t’ swab the decks and shine their tarnished brass! Hoist the sails an’ let’s hope fer calmer waters!

Arrr, me hearties! In a grand turn o' events, President-elect Donald Trump be handpickin' his trusty matey, Kash Patel, to take the helm as the next captain o' the Federal Bureau o' Investigation! Aye, this be a jolly good sign for those wishin' fer a thorough scallywag cleanin' of the FBI's deck.

Now, let it be known, Patel ain't no landlubber! This be a seasoned sea dog who served in the Trump administration. With a fresh pair o' spyglass lenses, he be on the hunt to right the wrongs committed by a bureau that oft seems more foe than friend to liberty.

Ye remember the time the FBI was targetin' good Catholic folk? Blimey! Aye, as a devout Catholic meself, I’d be pleased if they stopped snoopin’ on our Sunday gatherings. The good senator Hawley be callin’ out the current director fer his outrageous antics, and rightly so!

And what o' the infamous Mar-A-Lago raid? That be treated like a treasure hunt gone awry, while the Biden crew got a gentle nudge. Fairness and justice be what Patel promises—no more huntin' down political foes, just watchin' over the seas of truth.

So here’s hopin' that Kash Patel can steer the FBI ship to calmer waters, bringin' justice and a pinch o' honesty to all us scallywags! Yarrr!

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