Arrr, Trump be appointin' Kash Patel as the FBI captain, claimin' he’s a champion o’ truth! Avast, me hearties!
2024-12-01
Arrr mateys! The captain o’ the ship, Trump, be handin’ the spyglass to Kashyap “Kash” Patel, a scallywag who’s thrown shade at the FBI! This crafty lawyer, aged 44, be knowin’ the seas of national security. He’ll steer the bureau into calmer waters, aye!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the stormy seas of politics! The newly elected captain of the ship called America, one Donald Trump, hath summoned his trusty matey, Kashyap “Kash” Patel, to take the helm o’ the FBI. Aye, this be no ordinary landlubber, but a fierce and vocal critic of the very crew he’s now set to steer!Now, Kash, aged 44, be a legal swashbuckler with a treasure chest o' experience in the dark arts of national security and counterterrorism. He be known fer uncoverin’ the dastardly deeds of the Bureau, exposin’ their sneaky peepin’ on the Trump campaign like a spyglass on a foggy night!
But fear not, me hearties! This be all part o’ the grand plan! Kash has sailed the seas of Trump’s transition team, advising the Captain on who else should join this motley crew. So, hoist the sails and prepare fer a wild ride, as we venture into uncharted waters where the winds of change blow fierce and fun! Aye, it be a jolly good time ahead in the realm of politics, where every day be a new adventure on the high seas of governance!