Arrr, Trump be settin' sail with Kash Patel at the helm o' the FBI! Avast, what a jolly ruckus!
2024-12-01
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be settin' sail to name Kash Patel as the head of the FBI crew! This scallywag loves to swing the axe, wantin’ to toss folks overboard at the Justice ship. He be shoutin' 'bout a sneaky “deep state” tryin’ to scuttle their adventures! Yarrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the high seas of American politics! It be said that the President-elect, a scallywag named Trump, be settin’ sail to nominate a landlubber named Kash Patel to commandeer the FBI ship. Aye, this be no ordinary crewman, but a trusty ally with a penchant fer stirrin’ the pot!Now, Kash be known fer hollerin’ fer the heads of many a sailor at the Justice Department and the FBI, callin’ fer mass firin’s like some pirate captain claimin’ the bounty on enemy ships. This matey be arguin’ that a “deep state” o’ traitorous bilge rats be workin’ against their Captain during Trump’s quest fer power back in the year 2016!
With a wink and a nod, he be callin’ fer the cuttin’ of security clearances fer any scurvy dog who dared investigate his captain’s ship. So grab yer grog and keep a weather eye out, fer the waters ahead be choppy with controversy and intrigue! Who knows what other mischief this crew o’ rogues may bring to the high seas of governance!