The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, me hearties! The final voyage be nigh fer NASA’s trusty Voyager ships! Time t' hoist the Jolly Roger!"

2024-12-02

Avast ye! The two scallywag probes be sailin’ past the solar borders, gatherin’ secrets from the cosmic deep! But alas, their atomic hearts be turnin’ to mush, growin’ weaker than a landlubber on a stormy sea! Arrr, what a plight!

Ahoy, ye scallywags of the cosmic sea! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of two brave probes, boldly sailing beyond the realm of our sun, where the stars be distant jewels twinklin' in the vast ocean of the void!

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