Arrr, a scallywag in Houston, snoozin’ with his poor mum and wee lass, dead as a doornail!
2024-12-02
Arrr, in the fair port of Houston, a scallywag's been caught red-handed, shankin’ a lass and her wee sprout in their lair! Aye, they say he took to the blade like a fish to water, but now he’ll be swimmin' with the fishes! What a landlubber!
Upon stormin' the third-floor quarters, the brave officers discovered the villain Fisher snoozin' on a couch, blissfully unaware of the tempest brewin' about him. Alas, a grave sight awaited them as they uncovered the bodies of the poor souls, with stab wounds aplenty, meetin' their doom at the hands o' this cutthroat.
With a shirt stained in blood and fresh battle scars upon him, Fisher was swiftly whisked away to the Harris County Jail, where he’d be awaitin' his fate, a far cry from his recent release from the brig after servin' a seven-year sentence for his dastardly deeds. So, raise a tankard to justice, me hearties, for this miscreant be bound to walk the plank for his heinous actions!