Arrr, Trump be steer’n the FAA through a tempest o' Democrat DEI folly, like a ship o' fools on a merry jaunt!
2024-12-02
Arrr, Trump be needin' to steer the ship o' the FAA and fend off the scallywagry o' DEI! He best be modernizin' the riggin' and slashin' through that bureaucratic barnacle-laden red tape, or we be sinkin’ quicker than a leaky ship on a stormy sea!
Ahoy, mateys! With President-elect Trump at the helm, the FAA be set to sail full speed ahead to win back the trust o' the flying public! He be seekin' a new captain fer the agency, one who be quick on the draw, savvy enough to cut the ropes of distractions, and crafty enough to secure a treasure trove in funding fer modernization!No time to waste, savvy? The FAA be in dire straits, facin' congestion and near misses that make even a pirate's blood run cold! Been there, done that, and I ain't talkin' 'bout the time me mum clutched the dashboard yellin' "not so fast!" Nay, we can't slow down when our skies be at stake!
Under Trump’s watchful eye, the FAA shall rise from the depths of bureaucracy, throwin' off the weight of misguided cultural initiatives that have kept it stuck in the doldrums. While other countries like China be buildin’ shiny new airports, we be stuck at decrepit Dulles!
We need an FAA that be as sharp as a cutlass and ready to defend our skies! Trump be the captain we need, ready to splash the doubloons on modernizations and innovations that’ll keep America flyin’ high! So let’s hoist the sails and make the skies great again! Arrr!