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Arrr! Biden be feelin' guilty for his scallywag son, keepin' the family ship afloat, savvy?

2024-12-02

Arrr, me hearties! Cap’n Biden's been feelin' the weight o' guilt 'bout his scallywag son, Hunter, fer ages! Late on a Sunday eve, he tossed him a mighty pardon to lighten the load. Now, the ship be sailin' smoother, though the lad found his compass in sobriety! Aye!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I be havin' a tale of woe and whimsy from the high seas of politics! Yonder be President Biden, a captain burdened by the weight o’ guilt fer his scallywag son, Hunter. Aye, fer years he be frettin' over the lad’s misadventures and scrape with the law, like a ship caught in a storm.

But lo and behold, on a fateful Sunday eve, Biden decided to cast off the chains o' guilt! With a flourish fit fer a pirate king, he granted Hunter a broad pardon, like givin' a matey a second chance at the treasure hunt! This here pardon, me hearties, be the end o' a tale that has both dragged the captain's ship low and set her sails high!

Ye see, bein’ the captain of this grand vessel called "Presidency" meant all eyes be watchin’ him and his wayward son. Yet amidst the tempest, Hunter found his bearings, seekin' purpose and sobriety like a sailor findin' dry land after a long voyage. So raise yer tankards, me mateys, for this tale o’ fatherly love and political intrigue! Arrr!

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