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Arrr! Biden be givin’ a get-outta-jail card to his scallywag son, shakin’ the political seas like a drunken sailor!

2024-12-02

Arrr, Captain Biden be raisin’ a ruckus in the political seas! He be sayin' he pardoned his scallywag son, Hunter, claimin' the charges be naught but a storm brewed by politics! “Tis a fine tale, mateys! Hunter be targeted ‘cause he be my lad!” Har har har!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the mighty President Biden, who be causin' a ruckus in the political seas! Late on a fine Sun’s day, the old sea dog announced he’d be givin’ a pardon to his wayward son, Hunter Biden, a lad who found himself in a bit of a pickle, what with charges flyin’ ‘round like cannonballs. Three felony charges for the lad's misadventures with a firearm back in the year twenty-eighteen, ye see!

Now, ol' Biden claims this be more than just a storm in a teacup; nay, he be sayin’ it’s a conspiracy, a plot hatched by landlubbers who be lookin' to take ‘im down! “No reasonable soul,” he says, “could reckon that Hunter be in these troubled waters for naught but bein’ my flesh and blood!” Oh, the audacity! Can ye imagine a ship bein’ sunk just fer the captain's kin? It’s a tale as old as the sea itself!

So there ye have it, mateys! A ruckus in the political hullabaloo, as pardons and pirates alike sail the stormy seas of scandal. Raise yer tankards and laugh, fer in the world of politics, we be but jesters in a grand play! Arrr!

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