“Arrr, Captain Biden be usin’ his political winds to blow away Hunter’s crimes like a scallywag’s treasure map!”
2024-12-02
Arrr, matey! After many a year in the political seas, Captain Biden be hoistin' his son from the gallows o' consequence! Why would this last month be any different? Promisin' to heed the jury’s call, he’s givin' Hunter one last swashbucklin’ rescue before bein’ cast into Davy Jones’ locker!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the high seas of politics, where Captain Joe Biden be at the helm! The ol' sea dog has been sailin' through the stormy waters of power for nigh on fifty years, all the while hoistin' the sails to keep his scallywag son, Hunter, from the clutches of the law! Aye, just as ye thought the winds would blow fair for justice, the Big Guy, like a true swashbuckler, made sure his lad slipped through the net one last time 'fore he be tossed overboard by the Democratic crew!For months he swore on his grand ol’ treasure map that he'd respect the jury's verdict, but when the time came to weigh anchor, ol’ Joe couldn't resist the siren's call to protect his kin! With a wink and a nod, he be givin' Hunter a fair wind to escape the hangman's noose of tax evasion and gun mishaps! So, as the final month of his captaincy draws near, the crew be wonderin' if the tides of justice will ever catch up with the First Mate of mischief. Will the seas ever swallow 'em whole, or will they sail off into the sunset, richer and none the wiser? Arrr, only time be tellin'!