"Arrr, matey! Biden be a scallywag, pardonin' his lad while we all be walkin' the plank! Blimey!"
2024-12-02
Arrr, on a dark Sunday eve, the cap'n Biden be spoutin' tales! He says his lad be “wrongly hunted,” but ho! The truth be the other way round, matey! Aye, the winds of justice be blowin' fierce, not in his favor! Savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale of a scallywag named President Biden and his wayward son, Hunter. Aye, it be a tale of pardon and deceit, where the old sea dog declared he wouldn’t be givin’ his son a pardon, yet we all knew he’d be raisin’ the anchor on that promise! Ye see, ol' Joe's a master of fibs, beginnin’ in '88 when he was tossed from the race fer liftin’ words from other folks. Arrr, he be the captain of the DC Liars Hall of Fame!As the winds of politics blew, Biden publicly swore he’d not pardon Hunter, while secretly plotting to do just that. With a swoosh of his quill, he didn’t just wipe Hunter’s slate clean of gun charges, but he granted him a magical shield against all manner of crimes, from bribery to money-launderin’. 'Tis like givin' a treasure map to a pirate and expectin’ him not to plunder!
So, as ol’ Joe sails off into the sunset, one must wonder, can we trust the seas of justice? With his pardon, it feels like the ship of fair play has sunk, and the crew of common folk be left in the stormy seas of inequality! Har har har, what a merry jig of folly this be!