"Arrr, so much fer ‘law o’ the sea,’ Biden makes the press look like scallywags with that Hunter pardon, he does!"
2024-12-02
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer the latest tale from the National Review’s News Desk! This week, we be revisitin’ all the oaths that Captain Biden wouldn’t pardon his scallywag son, Hunter. Aye, and we’ve plenty o’ media blunders to boot! So hoist the sails, and let’s embark!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we embark on a jolly voyage through the treacherous seas of political shenanigans, as chronicled by the fine folk of the National Review! This week, we be settin’ sail on a flashback journey, ponderin' the many oaths and promises made by our fair Captain Biden, who swore by the bones of Davy Jones himself that he’d never set his compass to pardon his scallywag son, Hunter. Aye, the tides be high with celebration from the crew when he made such grand declarations.Yet lo and behold, as the winds of fate would have it, our Captain be re-emergin’ from his ghostly fog o’ obscurity, just in time for a final act of cunning that’d make Blackbeard himself grin. With a wink and a nod to the rule o' law, or perhaps a hearty chuckle, he swayed aboard the ship of political intrigue once more.
But fear not, me mateys! The waters be murky with tales of missed media gold and blunders aplenty. So hoist the sails and grab yer mugs, for this week’s adventure be filled with the humor of the high seas and the follies of our dear President. Arrr, let’s see how this tale unfolds!