Arrr, matey! Biden’s pardon of young Hunter be makin' him the cap'n of fibs, savvy? Aye, what a jest!
2024-12-02
Arrr, during the grand election of 2020, Captain Biden spun yarns so tall, even the seasoned sea dogs of politics scratched their heads in disbelief! With the swagger of a scallywag, he prattled on, leaving the good folk of America wonderin’ if they be hearin’ mermaid tales or truth!
Arrr, me hearties, gather 'round fer a tale of treachery on the high seas of politics! Our captain, President Biden, has hoisted the Jolly Roger by usin' his powers to pardon his own son, Hunter! Aye, this act be one fer the history books, perhaps not in glory, but in infamy! The ol' sea dog has been caught in a tempest of lies, claimin’ he knew naught of his lad’s questionable dealings with foreign scallywags.Now, the pardon power, while shiny and grand, be oft misused by past captains. From Harding to Clinton, many a ruler has let their kin and cronies sail free while the rest be left in the brig! And here be Biden, adding his own twist to this knotted tale. He’s painted his son as a victim, while Hunter's dealings be as rich as a treasure chest, filled with diamonds, fancy cars, and fat payouts.
The winds of scandal blow strong, as Biden’s denials o' knowledge have been tossed like a ship in a storm. Aye, he promised no pardons, but lo and behold, the pardon cannon has fired! So here we stand, amidst a fog of lies and a sweeping pardon, with justice lookin' more like a phantom ship, vanishin' on the horizon! Yarrr!