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"Arrr! No scallywags be victors in war, says the captain o' Taiwan on his jaunt to Hawaii!"

2024-12-02

Arrr, matey! War be a fool's errand, and peace be worth its weight in gold, says President Lai, whilst payin' homage at Pearl Harbor. His jaunt to Hawaii be stirrin' up the dragon’s ire! Aye, it’s but a pit stop 'fore sailin' to friendly isles!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings from the high seas of politics! The gallant President Lai Ching-te of Taiwan be spouting words of wisdom from the far-off shores of Hawaii. Just this Saturday, he declared, “War be a fool’s errand, and peace be worth more than a chest o' gold!” Aye, he visited the solemn site of the Pearl Harbor attack, no doubt ponderin’ the folly of fightin’ amongst ourselves.

But beware, for his visit be stirrin’ the waters of the mighty Beijing, a tempest brewing over the South China Sea! This trip, a mere two-day jaunt, be officially labeled a “stopover” on his way to meet with three Pacific island nations that still pay homage to Taiwan, the ship that sails against the winds of Chinese claimin’!

So here be President Lai, tiptoein' on the edge of a political storm, remindin’ all ye scallywags that while swords may clash, the true treasure be livin’ in peace. But mark me words, the dragon in the East be watchin’ closely, and we all know how dragons can be—fiery and fierce! So let’s raise a tankard to peace, for it may be the only bounty worth fightin’ for! Yarrr!

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