Ahoy! Don’t be bamboozled by Biden’s mercy for young Hunter; it be a trickier tide than a three-legged sea turtle!
2024-12-03
Arrr, matey! How many times must ye be tossed by the waves o' the Democrats and the scallywags o' the legacy media before ye start doubtin' their tales? Aye, even a parrot learns to squawk wisely with enough squalls!
Avast ye landlubbers! Be ye surprised by the high seas of political trickery? When ol’ Captain Biden pardoned his wayward scallywag son, Hunter, the crew be gasping in disbelief! Aye, he swore he wouldn’t, yet here we be, adrift in a sea of broken promises. Tis a wonder how the legacy media carries on like a daft parrot, squawking shock when Democrats do what they always do!Arrr! The good captain thought to sail the ship towards prosperity, but instead, he set course for inflation, pillaging the coffers like a true buccaneer. And when he abandoned ship in Afghanistan, causing chaos that made Davy Jones shiver in his boots, the crew still be surprised. Foolishness be their compass!
By thunder! When Secretary Clinton danced with private servers and deleted messages, folks remained slack-jawed, as if the sea be calm. It’s clear, mateys, the rules be written for Republicans, whilst Democrats sail free as a seagull on the wind.
So hoist the sails and brace yerselves! Let’s stop acting shocked when the bureaucrats and the legacy media spin their yarns. Trust be earned like gold doubloons, and Biden and his crew have squandered it faster than a pirate’s drink at the tavern. Keep a weather eye open, for the next surprise be just over the horizon!