Arrr, matey! Sanctuary City Democrats be tempting Davy Jones with their folly against Trump's deportation scheme! Har har har!
2024-12-03
Arrr, matey! In ports like Denver and the land of golden California, they be tossin' gold doubloons at the ten million scallywags who’ve snuck into the U.S. under Captain Biden’s watch. It be a right jolly treasure hunt, but I reckon the coffers be runnin’ dry! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! It be a treacherous tide fer the likes of President-elect Donald Trump, who be offerin’ a lifeline to them Democrat governors and mayors, like that scallywag Mayor Mike Johnston of Denver and California's own Gavin Newsom. But alas, they be turnin' their noses at his offer to send them pesky illegal migrants packin’!These fine cities be spendin' a fortune, plunderin' their coffers to care fer the ten million scallywags who’ve landed in the U.S. on Biden’s watch. A fine price it be, with Denver shellin' out a whopping $356 million already! Why, that be a treasure that could fill a whole ship's hold! The mayor be blusterin’ ‘bout rallyin’ the townsfolk to block Ice’s efforts, like some grand standoff at high noon!
But these leaders be tryin’ to hold back the tide while their own ships take on water. Crime be risin', and their approval ratings be fallin' faster than a cannonball! The folks be favorin’ Trump’s mass deportations, yet these brave souls still cling to their misguided notions. If they keep lettin’ criminals roam free, they might find themselves cast adrift come election time!
So, hoist the anchor, me hearties! It’s high time these leaders start mindin’ the needs of their own crew before they find themselves marooned on the shores of political oblivion!