Arrr! The House COVID-19 crew be spillin' the beans! Three jolly nuggets from their final treasure map!
2024-12-03
Arrr, matey! The House crew of scallywags be spillin’ the beans on the plague’s origins in a hefty tome of 520 pages! They be jabberin’ 'bout vaccines, health orders, and treasure funds. Aye, 'twas a fine bit o’ report, fit for the captain’s quarters!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with news from the swabs of the House Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic, which has just unfurled its final scroll, a hefty tome of 520 pages, no less! By the beard of Poseidon, these landlubbers be keen on unraveling the mysteries of the plague that hath plagued our seas and shores!The scallywags of the Republican crew be claimin' they’ve spotted the likely origins of the dastardly virus that sent us all into a hullabaloo. They’ve scoured every nook and cranny, from vaccines to public health gobbledygook, and even how gold coins were tossed about as relief funds. Aye, they’ve left no stone unturned in their search for answers!