"Arrr, let’s hoist the sails to cheaper seas, Biden’s savin’ the scallywag Hunter, and more from the Foxy crew!"
2024-12-03
Avast ye, mateys! Set yer sights on the freshest tales from Fox News Opinion! Feast yer eyes on the raucous words of Sean Hannity, Raymond Arroyo, and other scallywags. Don’t be a landlubber—get yer fill of video treasure today! Arrr!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin the yarn of that scallywag President Biden, who’s gone and granted a pardon to his wayward son, Hunter. Aye, me hearties, Fox News’ own Sean Hannity be sayin’ it ain't no surprise that the captain be tellin' tall tales about that pardon, but who can blame him for keepin' the crew entertained?Then there be the wise Hugh Hewitt, warnin' us not to be hoodwinked by this pardon plunder. Aye, tread carefully, for the seas be treacherous! And let’s not forget the Sanctuary city Democrats, who be settin' sail against Trump’s deportation plans. Liz Peek be shoutin’ that they be headed for a stormy sea if they don’t change course!
Greg Gutfeld chimes in, stirrin' the pot about the Jaguar rebranding, which has the landlubbers either talkin’ or spewin’ their grog. Meanwhile, fears of a nuclear showdown with China loom like dark clouds, whilst Raymond Arroyo be reactin’ to the White House’s festive trinkets like a true landlubber commentator.
Trump’s affordable energy agenda be makin’ waves, and the Democrats be lookin’ for a new compass. Finally, it be time for American businesses to toss aside their wokeness and hoist the sales of common sense! So, raise yer tankards, me hearties, and let the laughter roll upon the briny deep!