"Arrr, Andrew McCarthy be sayin' the reason for Hunter Biden's pardon be buried in the sands o' 2014, matey!"
2024-12-03
Arrr, matey! The Hunter's pardon be like a mighty cloak, shielding him from all federal misdeeds 'twixt the first day of January in yon 2014, till the last tick of December in 2024. Aye, 'tis a fine treasure of forgiveness, indeed!
Arrr, mateys! Gather ye 'round as I regale ye with the tale of President Biden and his scallywag son, Hunter! Aye, the old sea dog be givin’ his lad a pardon, just as the tides foretold, despite his thunderous vows to the contrary. This here pardon ain't just for a couple of shifty dealings – nay, it be coverin’ a whole treasure chest of potential misdeeds, stretchin' from the year of our Lord 2014 to the end of 2024!Why, ye ask, be 2014 the year of note? Because that be when the whispers of the Biden family's influence-peddlin' began echoing through the seven seas! With Hunter sittin’ on the board of a nefarious energy company, it be clear his pop’s political clout was at play. And let’s not forget the mighty cash flow from the Chinese and Romanian shores – all a-bubblin’ during the same timeframe!
Not to be left out, ol’ Joe had his fingers in the pies of foreign relations, all the while claimin’ he knew naught of his son’s dealings. Aye, the waters be murky, and the questions be aplenty about why Hunter and his crew weren’t thrown to the sharks for their mischief. But fear not, for Biden's pardon be a crafty ploy to keep the hounds at bay, lest the scandalous sails of his family’s past be unfurled for all to see!