The Booty Report

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Arrr, the solution to them squabblin’ tribes be right under yer nose, matey! Aye, it be a sight!

2024-12-03

Arrr, matey! Tribalism be like a scallywag spoilin’ the good ship America! When ye fight fire with fire, ye just be stirrin’ the pot o’ factionalism, makin' it boil over like a ship’s stew gone wrong! Best be sailin’ the seas of unity instead, aye!

Avast ye, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the folly of the tribalist scallywags! These landlubbers be takin’ pride in naught but the achievements of their crew, restin’ their glory on the backs of others, like a parrot perched on a lazy captain’s shoulder. They warn outsiders to steer clear, lest they be branded as some foul name, not unlike callin’ a crewman a bilge rat!

But hark! In this grand ol’ land of America, I say we be more than mere tribes! Each matey be an individual, and we be stronger when we share our treasure trove of knowledge and learn from one another.

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