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Arrr, weary of Ukraine, be ye? Cast yer mind back to South Vietnam, where the rum flowed and chaos reigned!

2024-12-03

Arrr, matey! The landlubbers be weary of Ukraine, but mark me words: lettin’ it sink be like givin’ rum to a scurvy dog! Let not the tyrants think they’ve won the day, or we’ll be swimmin’ with the fishes in no time!

Arrr matey, if ye be a landlubber supportin' Ukraine but not likin' the way the battle’s bein' fought, then ye be in quite a pickle! Now, let’s hoist the sails and set 'er back to the days of yore, fifty years past, when the good ship U.S. let South Vietnam sink without a cannon blast.

In those days of yore, the folk were weary, and the Congress cut off aid quicker than ye can say “Davy Jones' locker.” Just a wee bit more support, and they could’ve held the fort, yet we turned tail. The result? A wretched fate for them poor souls, and a whole heap of trouble for the rest of the world. It was a right mess, I tell ye!

Now, here we be with Ukraine, and if we let ol’ Putin claim victory, the seas will be stormy for all our allies. So, what’s a pirate to do? Demand the Europeans haul more weight, make sure the Ukrainians get what they be needin’, and unleash a storm of sanctions upon those treacherous Russians!

So hoist the flags! The lesson from ’75 be clear: let not the dictators revel in their mischief while we sit idly by. Otherwise, we'll be face to face with a squall we shan't escape! Yarrr!

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