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"Arrr! Mark Cuban be wagin' battle on them drug doubloons: 'How many gold coins be needin' fer me treasure chest?'"

2024-12-03

“Arrr, I be not aim’n to drop anchor on Mars!” quipped Captain Mark Cuban, the scallywag behind Cost Plus Drugs, at WIRED’s grand parley, The Big Interview. Aye, he be aim’n for treasure closer to home, yarrr!

Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round, for I be havin’ a tale to spin ‘bout a jolly sea captain, none other than Mark Cuban, the founder of Cost Plus Drugs. At a grand event known as WIRED’s The Big Interview, this scallywag let loose a chuckle worthy of the finest taverns! He proclaimed, with a twinkle in his eye, “I’m not tryin’ to land on Mars!” Aye, that be a jest fit for the briny deep!

Now, what could this clever captain mean, ye ask? He be hintin’ that while others be dreamin’ of distant planets, he be focused on a treasure much closer to home—affordable medicines for all the landlubbers! Instead of craftin’ a ship to sail through the stars, he be chartin’ a course to make drugs cheaper than a pint o’ rum at the local pub.

So hoist the sails and raise yer mugs, for Mark Cuban be a fine example of a pirate with purpose! He be navigatin' the choppy waters of the pharmacy world, seekin’ to hoard not gold, but health for all. In a world where prices be as wild as a stormy sea, this buccaneer be makin' a difference without needin' a rocket to do it! Yarrr!

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