Arrr, matey! Fearful of Trump’s tempest, some landlubbers be settin’ sail back to their homeland!
2024-12-03
Arrr, each sun-up, Nidia Montenegro be scouring her magic rectangle, wishin’ fer a chance to parley with the U.S. landlubbers fer asylum! The 52-year-old sea dog in Mexico be frettin’ her luck’ll run dry ‘fore that scallywag Trump takes the helm on the 20th, ready to sink hope like a ship!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of one Nidia Montenegro, a brave lass of the Venezuelan seas, who be spendin' her daylight hours glued to her treasure of a cellphone, hopin’ for a message from the U.S. border scallywags! Aye, she be awaitin' her chance to seek asylum in the grand ol' United States, but alas, the winds o' fate be blowin’ cruelly against her.This 52-year-old adventurer, stuck in the land of tacos and tequila known as Mexico, be filled with dread that her fateful appointment won’t arrive ‘fore the new captain, President-elect Donald Trump, takes the helm on the 20th of January. This landlubber has promised to cut the ropes of many a program that grants passage to weary travelers like our dear Nidia.
With the ink still fresh from his quill, Trump be settin’ sail to scrap the very app Nidia be usin’ to chart her course for freedom! So, our heroine be prayin’ to the seven seas that a message in a bottle—or rather, a notification on her phone—finds its way to her, lest she be left behind in this tempest of uncertainty!