Arrr, Trump’s matey for the DEA be sailing away, ‘cause the GOP be throwin’ shade on his COVID capers!
2024-12-04
Arrr, me hearties! Chad Chronister, the lawman of Florida, turned down the captain's hat from Trump for the DEA crew, sayin' "Nay!" What a scallywag! That be the second mate to jump ship from the Trump vessel! Avast, what a sight to behold!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I bring ye tidings from the sun-soaked shores of Florida! It be none other than Chad Chronister, the brave sheriff chosen by the mighty President-elect Donald Trump to captain the ship of the Drug Enforcement Administration. Aye, a fine honor it be, but lo and behold! Our salty seafarer has declared he’ll not hoist the sails for this here voyage!Ye see, this be the second matey in the fleet of Trump’s crew to turn tail and abandon ship! First, it was a different scallywag who set sail for calmer waters, and now, Chronister joins the ranks of those who’ve forgotten their sea legs. Rumors be swirling like a tempest, whispering about the treacherous waters of politics that might’ve scared our sheriff away from the helm of the DEA!
So, here we be, with another twist in the tale of Trump’s administration, as ye olde pirate code of ‘no man left behind’ seems to be tossed overboard! Will anyone be brave enough to steer this ship, or shall we remain adrift in the high seas of political uncertainty? Only time will tell, mateys, but one thing be fer sure: it be a right ruckus in the world of swashbuckling politics! Arrr!