Arrr, three-fourths o’ landlubbers reckon the news be as biased as a parrot on a treasure map!
2024-12-04
Arrr, it be said by three-quarters o' landlubbers that news scallywags be spin’in tales favorin’ their own sails on matters o’ politics and such! A new chart from the Pew crew shows 77% reckon media be biased, a wee dip from 79% in 2020. Blimey!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' news from yon landlubber shores of the U.S. A recent survey from the fine folk at the Pew Research Center be spillin' the beans on how the land-dwellers be thinkin' 'bout their news! A hearty 77 percent o' them swabs be claimin' that the news be as biased as a one-legged parrot perched on a pirate's shoulder!By me cutlass, this be a wee drop from 79 percent back in the year of our Lord 2020, when folks were shoutin' louder than a cannon blast! It seems the tides be settlin' a bit, but still, the majority be raisin' their salty fingers to say, "Arrr, we smell a rat in the newsrooms!" This be markin' the highest count o' disgruntled landlubbers since the Pew crew first started askin' this question nigh on four score years ago!
So, what say ye, mateys? Be the news fit for a captain, or be it all just a rigged game, playin' with our hearts like a wayward sailor with a love-struck mermaid? Aye, the quest for truth be more elusive than a treasure map with no X marks the spot!