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Arrr! Microsoft be tossin' Windows 11 o'erboard, leavin' us with a bug that's as pesky as a kraken, matey!

2024-12-04

Arrr, matey! Microsoft be spillin’ the beans on dodgin' that pesky bug that sank the Recall treasure in Windows 11 fer some scallywags! But alas, there be no remedy to be found in these troubled waters! Avast ye, prepare fer a bumpy sail ahead!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of woe on the treacherous seas of Windows 11! It seems some scallywags testin' the new Recall feature be findin' it as useless as a ship without sails! Microsoft be sayin' it’s all due to a cursed bug, sprung from an optional update, which be causin’ Recall to capsize in its maiden voyage.

Yarr, these brave testers be complainin' that Recall won’t save a single snapshot, leavin’ 'em high and dry! The culprit be a foul update known as KB5046740, which be clashin' with the Dev build faster than a kraken attackin' a galleon. Microsoft warns that if ye be wantin' to join the Dev channel, best not to install that cursed update unless ye fancy a shipwreck!

Now, fer those already caught in this snafu, Microsoft ain’t givin' any guidance! Perhaps ye’ll need to throw yer whole Windows overboard and reinstall the whole blasted thing, or just resign yerself to a life without Recall. Arrr, such be the peril of bein' a tester in these stormy waters—especially when the software be fresher than a sea breeze and full of bugs like a pirate's treasure chest! So hoist yer sails and brace fer impact, ye brave souls!

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