Arrr! The hunt be on fer that lost matron of Pennsylvania, but the mine be as wobbly as a drunken sailor!
2024-12-04
Arrr, the hunt fer the fair Elizabeth Pollard, a landlubber granny of 64, be still afoot! She be thought to have plummeted into a treacherous sinkhole on the second day of December, all in pursuit of her wayward critter. Aye, a right adventurous old sea dog, she be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be spillin' the tale of a grandmama lost to the depths of a treacherous sinkhole, whilst huntin' for her frisky feline, Pepper. Elizabeth Pollard, a sprightly 64-year-old, ventured into the belly of Marguerite, Pennsylvania, on a fine December day, leavin' her wee granddaughter in the ship—er, car.This here village be known for its sneaky sinkholes, thanks to the devilish deeds of miners long past, and it seems our dear Elizabeth fell into the infamous Marguerite Mine, last plundered for treasure back in '52. The brave souls tasked with her rescue found the mine's insides be more unstable than a drunken sailor, makin' the search akin to searchin' for buried treasure without a map!
Fire Chief John Bacha reported that they be searchin' the very spot she was believed to have gone down, but alas, no sign of her was found. "The mud be a sly devil, movin' her about," he said, with a glimmer of hope still sparkle in his eye, for oxygen levels be good down there, and no foul gases be afoot. So, ye see, the search continues, with the crew holdin' onto hope that Elizabeth will surface to tell her tale! Arrr!