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Arrr! Behold! The UnitedHealthcare captain's killer left a jolly note on the cannonballs, sayin' "Ye be next!"

2024-12-05

Arrr matey! New tales be swirling that the scallywag who sent UnitedHealthcare’s cap’n Brian Thompson to Davy Jones’ locker left a riddle on his cannonballs! "Deny," "Depose," and "Defend" be scrawled on the shells, as if the knave be tryin’ to play a game o’ wordy treasure hunt!

Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale most peculiar 'bout a dastardly deed that transpired in the land o’ healthcare! It be known that the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, a fine chap by the name of Brian Thompson, met his untimely end on a fateful Wednesday. But hold yer rum, fer this be no ordinary tale of treachery!

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