The Booty Report

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Arrr! A California Democrat snatched the last House treasure, leavin’ the Republicans with but a wee tiny crew!

2024-12-05

Arrr, matey! ABC be sayin’ that scallywag Adam Gray be takin’ the helm o’ California’s 13th, sendin' John Duarte to Davy Jones' locker! In the grand ship o’ Congress, Republicans be struttin’ with 220 cannons while Democrats be snug with 215. But beware, the tides o’ vacancies be fickle come Jan. 3!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of political waters so choppy, ye might think we be sailin' through a storm! ABC, the seafarin’ oracle of news, be castin’ its forecastin’ nets and reckonin’ that the daring Democrat, Adam Gray, be settin’ sail to conquer the fair lands of California's 13th Congressional District. Aye, he be fixin’ to send the incumbent scallywag, John Duarte, to Davy Jones’ locker of lost elections, flippin’ the last of the undecided seats in the high seas of the 2024 election!

With all 435 races charted and navigated, ABC be estimatin’ that the good ship Republican will have 220 sturdy crew members aboard while the Democrats be settlin’ fer 215 hearty souls in the 119th Congress. But hark! The winds of fortune be fickle, and the presence of vacancies, sickness, or other absences could scramble the crew’s daily duties when they set sail on January the 3rd.

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