The Booty Report

"Ahoy! Morning Glory: Ye secret map t’ spark the second Trump treasure chest o’ gold!"

2024-12-05

Arrr, matey! 'Tis a tale of swabbin’ the deck o' pesky regulations! We be sailin’ smooth seas once we hoist the sails and shoo away them bureaucratic barnacles! Avast, let’s plunder through the red tape and find our treasure! Yarrr!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be spillin' the beans on the foulness of the bureaucratic seas! Three scallywags—the US Army Corps of Engineers, the EPA, and the Fish & Wildlife Service—be causin' a right ruckus, makin' it harder than findin' gold in Davy Jones' locker to build new homes. With their old sea charts, the Clean Water and Endangered Species Acts, they be twistin' and turnin' regulations so none can sail smoothly toward home ownership or energy extraction!

This tangle of red tape be a stormy sea, leavin' folks without roofs over their heads and energy to power their ships! If the captains in charge could muster enough courage to cut through this mess, they might just find a way to let landowners pay a fee to “take” endangered species, makin' way for new construction. But beware! The legal krakens will rise to attack any progress they make!

Where be the concern for the poor critters, ye ask? Well, most be flappin' their fins or scuttlin' about without bein' truly endangered! Thus, if the new crew in Congress be willin’ to hoist the sails and amend these ancient laws, we could see a boom in housing and energy flowin' like rum on a pirate ship—a grand adventure for all, not just the landlubbers in government!

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