Avast! The Trump takedown tale turned tempestuous as the Secret Service bloke and a GOP scallywag bellowed like squawking parrots!
2024-12-05
Arrr, matey! Acting spy chief Ronald Rowe be blowin' his top at Rep. Pat Fallon! The Texas scallywag called Rowe a landlubber for tarryin' days ‘fore checkin' the scene where Trump nearly met Davy Jones! And what be this? A snap o' Rowe cozyin' up to the captain instead of watchin' his back! Har har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of a mighty ruckus on the high seas of politics! It be the Secret Service's acting captain, Ronald Rowe, who found himself in a fierce squall with Rep. Pat Fallon, a Texas swashbuckler with words sharper than a cutlass!Fallon, a true brigand of the House, be lambastin’ Rowe like a scallywag, accusin’ him of bein’ as useful as a barnacle on a ship’s hull! He called out Rowe for bein' tardier than a turtle in a hurry, waitin' days to venture to Butler, Pennsylvania, where a nefarious plot almost sent the former President Donald Trump to Davy Jones’ locker on July 13!
Ye see, Fallon even brandished a photo as if it were a treasure map, showin’ Rowe cavortin’ with the now-president-elect instead of keepin' a weather eye on the danger! The whole affair be a tempest of words, with the two men shoutin’ louder than a crew of drunken sailors in a tavern! So there ye have it, a right ol’ spectacle of political piracy, where protectors be needin’ protection, and the seas be a-churnin’ with scandal! Arrr!