The Booty Report

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Arrr matey! Mexico’s nabbed a mighty haul o’ fentanyl, and I reckon it be no mere happenstance, savvy?

2024-12-05

Arrr, matey! Mexican sea dogs be snatchin' over a ton o' those devilish fentanyl pills in a grand raid, aye! 'Tis the biggest haul in all the seven seas! Just after the winds shifted, when Trump be threatenin' to make the trade a tad more salty, savvy?

Arrr matey! Gather ye round fer a tale o' the brave soldiers and marines o' Mexico, who’ve snatched away more than a ton o’ them wicked fentanyl pills in a grand escapade! Aye, they be callin’ it the biggest haul o’ synthetic poison in all the land!

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